marxisforbros:

"There’s a cure?!" asked the girl that kills everything she touches
"Hey shut up we’re perf" replied the girl that makes clouds. 

(via surprisebitch)


continent:

mtvstyle:

Nicki Minaj teaching the models at Alexander Wang how to do the Anaconda dance is the greatest thing I’ve seen today

The girl in the right is getting it just fine

continent:

mtvstyle:

Nicki Minaj teaching the models at Alexander Wang how to do the Anaconda dance is the greatest thing I’ve seen today

The girl in the right is getting it just fine



scenicroutes:

[sighs deeply]

(via endiot)


tastefullyoffensive:

Grown-ups are weird. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Grown-ups are weird. [via]

(via basmati-rice)


ka-kawgoodsir:

heteroh:

can we please acknowledge this ignorance

at least his twitterpic is honest

(via basmati-rice)


onlylolgifs:

Unlocking every iPhone at once

onlylolgifs:

Unlocking every iPhone at once


(via ttity)


officialunitedstates:

big city folk:  eats starbucks every meal, knows how to hail a cab with that weird whistle thing where they stick their hand in their mouth

regular ol fella:  wouldn’t do the weird stick their hand in their mouth whistle thing if their life depended on it because it’s weird

(via officialunitedstates)



(via beyoncevevo)


theairbitesshrewdly:

i learned a palindrome today and its the best & funniest thing ive ever heard here goes:

No sir! Away! A papaya war is on!

(via morbidlyspoopy)



(via aphchinos)


chisanaai:

dnotive:

oh.

OH.

chisanaai:

dnotive:

oh.

OH.

(via thymegatampon)